My Sh*t Sparkles

So, a few days ago, I may have found some blue glittery styrofoam snowflakes. I also may have thought that the bedroom needed a little shine. Mom is still trying to get the glitter out of the bedroom. She said that it will be there forever. I know for a fact that it won’t. The reason I know this is because, while helping mom clean up the yard, I saw my poop and it was beautiful. It was sparkling like a disco ball on Prom night. I really wanted to take a picture to show you, but mom said that would be inappropriate. Anyway, I hope everyone had a great day celebrating my 7-month bday.

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